Party Recruiting — one (1) member
Locate ZZA.
Retrieve the Molten Disc.
Retrieve the Molten Disc.
Dough. Fire. An irresponsible quantity of cheese.
— apply within —
Dough. Fire. An irresponsible quantity of cheese.
Party assembled: two (2).
Quest: locate Zza. Retrieve the Molten Disc.
Coordinates delivered by raven, or text.
XP: standard. Constitution saves: advantage.
(Source: med school.)
The DM will now stop rigging things. Mostly.
This scroll wanted to show you a candlelit table and a suspiciously loaded d20. Your device's magic resisted the spell — but the posting stands: a party is recruiting one (1) member. Quest: locate Zza, retrieve the Molten Disc. It's pizza.
Nat — will you join the party?
— Andrew
(the dice were rigged. Nothing else was.)